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Patriotic Demotivational Poster


CITIZENSHIP TEST -


TAGS: patriotic citizenship usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

run19 - October 24, 2012, 6:19 am
just as Alexander said I am blown away that some one able to get paid $9164 in a few weeks on the computer. have you read this web site http://Run19.com
Yorick - September 21, 2012, 9:45 am
So, Goat. Whose side will you take when the US Canadian war breaks out? ;)
Greybeard - September 4, 2012, 6:06 am
Im sure your uncle would do the same if he had received a Canadian flag. : )
TheGoat - September 4, 2012, 2:57 am
National Geographic sent me a flag when I renewed my subscription - too bad I'm a Canadian! (I kept it in a drawer for 6 months till my uncle from Colorado's next visit - figured he'd do a better job flying it than me!)


THE MARINE PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: marines military patriotic patriot philosophy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 9, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thank you.
lgvernon - August 9, 2013, 4:10 pm

Don't know how I missed this one! 5L~~better late than never.
Nissta - September 10, 2012, 7:16 pm
Having faced the Marines on exercise in Norway, all I can say is that it was an un-fair fight coz we outnumber them 4-10. Go the Crazyhorses!!


NOW TELL ME... - If America sucks, we're stupid, and everyone hates us, how come everyone wants to come HERE?


TAGS: america foreigners suck people stupid moron patriotic kill
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Vinnie

??? - October 6, 2008, 8:02 pm
I think he did because imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. ;-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 5:58 pm
Why did yo use my name to say that? *puzzled*
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:08 pm
MWLF, you have my respect.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:06 pm
-catch phrase( now mandatory in most states), "Eat flaming media death, you fucking foreigners!" Then I went home and ate some radioactive genetically modified "beef".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:04 pm
-couple of assault weapons, about two dozen knives, some throwing stars, a stick of dynamite, and a suitcase nuke on me at the time, so I got away unscathed. Plus, I posed in front of a wind-billowed flag with a big fat cigar in my mouth and uttered my c
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 4, 2008, 6:01 pm
You know, I was just walking down the street, when I forgot that people try to kill you when you reach the corner. So these guys ambushed me to steal my money, subjugate my culture and trade my blood for oil. Luckily, being a typical American, I had a c
OMG - August 4, 2008, 4:12 pm
Nooooo FFS, don't tell the fuckers that, they might come over and look and we don't want that do we ?
LOL - August 4, 2008, 2:59 pm
If you think America is cool, I guess you have never been in Swizerland, Germany or any Scandinavian country. Beautiful, nobody trying to kill you at every corner and no warlord as president... Please take a look at the world before commenting...
Link - July 29, 2008, 2:54 pm
Nice scenery
f - July 19, 2008, 11:39 pm
WHo the fuck wants to go there? The only people going there are people who know they're fucked anyway and noone will notice them with all the other fuckers around to blend in with
muahahahahahahahaha!!! - July 19, 2008, 5:20 pm
because they know their country sucks. hate to break it to them, wait... no i dont!


BRAVERY -


TAGS: hero patriotic bravery
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 29, 2012, 10:13 pm
Thank You. I was in the US Army 18 yrs and have worked as a contractor the past 10 for the military. I've seen this to many times to count but each time its as heart wrenching as the first.
Rick69 - August 29, 2012, 5:29 pm
I saw this for real once... Heart stopping experience... And also well-said caption, Greybeard... Well done...


HISTORY -




PATRIOTISM VS NATIONALISM -




RECRUITING TECHNOLOGY -




PATRIOTIC SOVEREIGNTY -




OH SAY -


TAGS: patriotic turtle is moved
Rating: 4.7/5

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ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 8:36 pm
Gotta love them patriotic turtles.


TRULY EPIC -


TAGS: amerime trumped anime when megas hit the stage hard giant robots possibly overcompensating patriotic patriotism act mecha
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 16, 2010, 4:18 pm
Thanks, lol, rednecks do everything better.
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 4:12 pm
Nice take on the old subject man, lol. You did it better then me. Then again, I just did the bare bones. I reiterate; Rednecks do anime better.
shadowblade - February 12, 2010, 11:27 pm
megas xlr was awesome, i was very sad when it ended
motifake - February 10, 2010, 9:11 pm

hehe nice photochop work there


nationalism -


TAGS: nationalism patriotic canada
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:47 am
...north. And we all know what happens when the invaders come from the frozen north, eh?
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:46 am
Thanks, CL. As if I didn't have enough to worry about, you post this and it occurs to me that if you froze the maple leaf, you'd have the potential for millions of pi**ed off Canadians with shuriken that literally grow on trees invading from the frozen...


Deuteronomy 7:7  -




YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY - DRINK MORE BEER -


TAGS: beer usa china drink patriotic duty
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Klara - May 8, 2010, 8:40 pm
Who cares what country tops the list, i want some beer
rerun - May 8, 2010, 4:56 pm

PH - this site is motiFAKE.com
GreyScorpion - May 8, 2010, 3:32 pm
Hey Iconoclast, your list is for top 50 COFFEE countries. to much business weed in the mornings for you!!
Iconoclast - May 8, 2010, 3:10 pm
The per-capita comment was on point. Business Weed (May 3 issue) lists the top 50 countries on per capita consumption. Finland tops the list. http://tinyurl.com/26a8eua the USA is 16th. China doesn't make the list at all.
Cloudchaser - May 8, 2010, 12:27 am
That's only total amount. Per capita is what really counts and Luxembourg is #1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption
ICEMAN - May 7, 2010, 9:05 pm
Some of us here on Motifake would skew the results of that survey by just a bit more than a bit.
CANADA - May 7, 2010, 8:48 pm
I would like to see a survey done per capita


TALIBAN SUPPOSITORY - Take One and call me in the morning




ACTUALLY - Hitler was an anti-semite. And he "used" genocide.


TAGS: hitler patriotic
Rating: 1.41/5

More motifakes by Christine

Culos - January 15, 2009, 4:24 am
Well he was liberally dishing out death and destruction and genocide and so on....
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 12:44 am
Hitler was a liberal? Listen very carefully: You have been smoking too much crack!!
Wulf - January 14, 2009, 5:42 pm
Actually, Hitler was a power-hungry vegetarian liberal, and he used the German National Workers' Party


INDEPENDANCE DAY - Soldier's don't fight because of what's in front of them, it's what they left behind.


TAGS: redhead independance patriotic usa
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by Garrison1444

Garrison1444 - July 2, 2011, 7:29 pm
doh my bad
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 6:44 pm
Like shitty spellers?


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